The Tanuki Ring

Date: 10/24/2016

I remember being hypnotized by a ghost Tanuki so he could eat me and make me his servant. He also gave me a cursed ring with a small jade skull. I also found this cool album at a store. All of the songs were dance music, and my favorite song was "Fight". While listening to the music, some monster tried to take the ring off my hand, but I explained to him that it won't come off. I saw the last Lambchop episode on TV, which then followed up with a show about two men swimming in a giant reservoir while throwing rocks. I also went to a veterinarian's office to be checked at. I even put an external camera in my throat to see what it looks like, and, odd enough, I found some sort of device attached to the inside of my throat. I took it out and soon realized that the camera might not have been sanitized. The doctor took a look at me and said I needed to wear a diaper, but the diaper was to big for me, so she took me to the store to eat and gain some weight.