Wedding, aliens and Hitler

Date: 8/4/2016

So the night before my bff's wedding I was looking out of the window and kept seeing strange lights, and suddenly it wasn't just lights but the whole starship. It looked like one of the ships from Star Trek. Even its name was USS Evilsomething. I then googled it and found out Hitler was alive and a captain of that ship. They sent a pair of aliens who looked like us down here and they wanted me to find them one material they needed. It was some kind of gummy candy.