Gay dads

Date: 6/11/2016

I had two dads, none of which were my biological father irl. For some reason they wanted to talk to one of my teachers really badly, but whenever they went to his classroom they could only find his student teacher who was watching one of my dogs for reasons I am unsure of. Eventually I found my teacher for them and they got really excited and abandoned everything they were doing which was teaching kids how to snowboard (one kid was on the middle of a slope when one of them left and he just sorta kept going and I think he crashed but I'm not sure). They came over to my teacher's classroom and he showed them to this gravestone-looking thing outside in the middle of the woods. In front of it is several Kylo Ren style lightsabers. Turns out my dads had been trying to have a baby and my teacher had been making a machine that would allow two men to have a baby. The only thing that wasn't working was that you were supposed to shove the lightsabers into a hole in the machine, but there was some force that deflected them when you tried to put them in. After trying a few times, my dads just decided to sit by the machine and let the baby talk to them in their heads creepily.