Date: 12/4/2016
By Y0Universe
I was at a car dealership taking a class about cars. It was taught by a guy that looked a lot like Ken Plow or Ken Ham or whatever that tubby guy from the debates who had that mustache and red sweaters name was. We were learning about when the proper time to buy a used car is. So he starts out by drawing an equals sign. Then underneath he wrote, the miles the car has driven. Then it started raining really loud. Then he started drawing all these numbers vertically, above the equal sign. I told him that I couldn't hear him over the rain. I felt like he started speaking a little quieter after that. Then started talking to other people individually. It was a big classroom. I looked on other people's notes but they had the same random numbers written down and had no idea what they meant either. I started getting a little frustrated because I just wanted to know the formula, since it would be a helpful thing to know at some point. Then he made a scribble drawing over the formula in the shape of an alligator. This was all done on a white board with green marker. Everyone thought it was funny, but I was not amused because I wanted to actually learn something if I was going to sit through this dull class.