I kidnapped two actors

Date: 1/15/2019

I roofied and kidnapped two Broadway actors I really like. I don't know why I did it, maybe to prove that I could? Anyways, I brought them to my house and tied them to a chair so that they would be secure when they woke up. After making sure they were tied, the reality of the situation hit me. I got scared and panicked, wondering why I just kidnapped two people. I decided that I needed to get rid of them. I stabbed one of the actors to death with a fork while he was still unconscious. I considered killing the other one, but then I thought, "nah, I want to see him in more plays". I put him in the back of my car and drove out to somewhere secluded and dumped him on the side of the road.