So she sharted all over the floor instead

Date: 3/3/2019

I was in a hotel room with a bunch of pets that looked like a cross between a Pokémon and littlest pet shop toy. Kevin Hart and some other actor with a beard and glasses were there playing shuffleboard. Kim kardashian who was supposed to be pregnant but was just really fat was with them too. She said she was about to have her baby but was acting like she had to pee really bad so no one would know. She finally went in the bathroom and it ended up being a false alarm so she sharted all over the floor instead.