Date: 11/14/2016
By God
I teleported to my online friend Michael's house, and I had a baby in my hand for some reason. It wasn't mine though. And his mom saw me and saw that I had a baby, and she thought that I was Michael's friend looking for a place to stay. And then Michael came out of some room and saw me and he was like "wtf how'd you get her and why do you have a baby?" and then we took a walk outside. I told him that I think his mom thought the baby was mine as we walked, and we were walking through some sort of field near his house. And there were weird snakes and a bunch of tiny doll size horses in the field. And I said "I knew these things were real!" and I reached down to try and pet one, but it just screamed. So we kept walking until we got to some trees, and then Michael said that he brought me here, so I could teleport away without anyone seeing me. And that's the end of that dream.