Date: 3/16/2021
By LaurenTheFierce
So I had a dream where I was basically my Star Wars OC. Her name is Malaur Kryze, and she was a Jedi before Order 66. Now she’s not a Jedi because reasons. Anyways, I was her all grown up and fighting in the rebellion with the Ghost Crew from Star Wars Rebels. Together, the crew and I went on this mission. I remember us stealing supplies from the Empire, and loading them onto this cart that was part of an Underground Railroad. As we then road the cart out with the supplies, the Empire caught onto us. Soon though, we’d made it out of the tunnel, and into a field. As we continued riding the lines, the Empire still wasn’t that far behind. So, working with Hera’s astromech/droid, Chopper, I used the Force to push all the Imperials in the tunnel backwards. Then, the droid shut them all inside the tunnel by sealing off all the blast doors. From there, we rode off into the sunset with all the supplies, and eventually made it back to the ship. The dream gets weird after that. You see, my character is actually really well known cause she’s also basically the princes/queen of an entire fucking planet. And well, I end up going to this university and giving a speech there. After revealing my identity all the kids go buck wild. It’s so weird too. Mainly cause I overheard some kid talking about my character being affected by rule 34. Afterwards, I then return home, I think. So, I look it up. Low and behold, there I am. Malaur is a victim of rule 34. I’m embarrassed. I run away. However, I remember stuffing my mouth with thumb tacks beforehand? Regardless, I soon find myself in some tropical mountains down by a beach. As I’m walking down a trail towards it, I see a few lifeguards. Taking a right, I then find myself walking down another trail, but it’s leading me towards a cave. As I soon enter the cave, I find a couple more lifeguards. They’re watching people enjoy these nice cave pools. I put my bare foot into one of them. The water feels nice, so I decide to take a dip the swimsuit I’m wearing. After some time goes by, I get out. I then walk to the back of the cave, and take a right down a tunnel. It quickly turns into a proper hallway. I then find my old ROTC uniform from irl. My character puts it on with my real name on my name tag and all that. My hair is still wet, but I’m able to put it up in a bun successfully too. Taking a left down a shorter hallway, I then find 3 of my old ROTC friends waiting for me at the end of it. They chastise me for my uniform being put on improperly, but I tell them to shut up cause I don’t care. Afterwards, they lead me to the right, and down another hallway. My friend Bella then opens a door on the left side of the corridor. We all go inside this room. There’s a table and some chairs. Two of my friends take a seat. Now it’s just Bella & I standing. The others then bring up my character/me being effected by rule 34. Suddenly, I burst towards a garbage can and kneel down in front of it before spitting out all the thumb tacks from earlier. Some are stuck in my throat though, so I have to reach back and scoop them out. It’s painful.