Making out with young Johnny Winter

Date: 7/10/2017

I was on a couch making out with the late, great, young version of blues guitarist Johnny Winter. He was wearing blue jeans with a handy Velcro fly. We were kissing and caressing each other . I pulled open the Velcro, which made the requisite ripping sound that Velcro makes. Johnny said, "why don't you just give me a blow job?" I woke up. Darn.