Date: 1/28/2020
By Bingusbongus
My dads friend had like 8 more kids or idk maybe they had to watch everyone else’s kids in his family, and they all ended up having to stay at our house, i think we were still living with my dads ex girlfriend. Anyways there were a lotta kids, from 4-13 years old, and idk i think i had just come back from nj or somewhere but i was tired as hell. I had to help all these kids and they were alright, kept to themself, but i needed sleep so i was gonna go to bed and they barged in my room and caused chaos. I removed them and tried to sleep but this reeeally small one was still in my room so i just gave up n left, was gonna sleep in the bathroom but there was a kid or two in there as well. So idk a lot of time passed and i just left the house, it ended up being daybreak and as i was walking away my dad stopped n questioned me n i said “i couldnt get a damn bit of sleep, ive been up all night so excuse me” and i kept walkin. Then the whole family was in a van and they picked me up n put me in and said theyre going on an adventure, i said hell no and i jumped out of the moving van, walked home, n went to sleep. I only got like three hours or so, good enough i guess. I went to use the bathroom, y’know, y take a piss n flush the toilet; well my mom ended up being there for some reason, maybe i was suddenly in her house and that explained why it looked like shit, but anyways the toilet shot like a damn jet of water out the side and flooded the place n i told her, she said its normal, so i left. I ended up just going to the store or the mall, and the lovely large family was there too so i was roped in to watch their kids. And i lost them all. Half went upstairs and half just dispersed and chilled on the bottom floor; the really small kid gave me a weird look again. So i had to go upstairs and get the rest, bring them down, except theres no staircase, no elevator or escalators, it was some kinda cursed really shitty elevator of some sort. Like you have to wait for the slamming door to open, get on the platform, and get sent up. So i had to watch people get on this death contraption to know how to use it; this lady jumped on, worked fine. Another lady ran on and her stroller was almost caught in the slamming door. And after that it started malfunctioning, like the platform would shoot up before the door closed, or the second you go to step in it shoots up immediately or it would reach out of the wall like it was tryna kill you. It was horrible and i ended up ringing the other one down; still just as crappy, automated and dangerous, but i had enough time to jump in and not get crushed; i was shot up to the second floor idk how lol. Then I was in like a damn school and had to find these kids, the teacher ended up having me walk the class to the theater like my dream was punishing me for not going to church for the same thing. There were a lotta recognizable characters in the class, couldnt talk to a single one, they were all snarky lil 2nd graders like idek if they were, they acted like adults going to a silly meeting. I got up and left, found the kids, yeeted outa that building, bought one of those group leashes, strapped them all in and left. They cannot get lost if theyre all in one line held together by velcro and cord. I was done, walked them to their parents n left.