Pissing punishment

Date: 9/13/2019

I was in a war zone in the mountains and some guy was on top of a cliff and swung a large vehicle around and flung it off the cliff and it nearly landed on me, almost killing me. So I caught him and as punishment I pissed in his mouth. It was a really aggressive piss so I was basically waterboarding him and could somehow piss standing up. Randomly there were also ants in my food which made me angry.