search history got out!

Date: 2/9/2024

i literally had the worst nightmare last night 💀 all i can remember now is when my friend and i went to a beach to attend a party. there was a guy there who was glued to his laptop screen. he must have been causing problems, because we were trying to convince him to do something else. my friend and i left the party at some point, but i decided to come back alone. that was when i noticed a bunch of students were huddling over the computer whiz. i walk over to them to see what was the reason, and that’s when i saw his phone. on it, he was swiping through screenshots of MY MOST DEPRAVED GO-TO BOOKMARKS. there was nothing worse he could have shown. so many of the party-goers were looking at me with disgust. “WHAT THE FOK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YA BASTARD?!” (they didn’t actually say that, they completely silent. flabbergasted, even) i was more worried about the idea of my friend finding out what i was searching up. she’s a christian girl, and the last thing i’d want is my deepest imaginative fantasies getting out in the open. i was begging that guy, asking him to NOT air my private information for all to see. there was also the question of, WHY and HOW he did it. apparently he was able to do it since my phone was hooked up to the public wifi network. he did it because i had made him upset earlier when i was bossing him around. i kept on begging him to take it down! he wouldn’t do anything unless i carried out his bids. he was blackmailing me! my friend and i went on the road in a van and made several stops at different souvenir shops. it’s good she’s not so glued to her phone so she didn’t know what had went wrong, but i certainly am! every few seconds, i’d peek at my phone to see the website where my search history had been leaked. i’d also get texts from the guy who started it all. ugh. good thing THAT wasn’t real, because… this dream started because i was watching a vice video on youtube about a hacker who got into vice. i was also feeling hopeless while i was laying in bed. and there was me thinking about how i am the epitoime of depravity 💀