Date: 10/20/2018
By TastesLikeWallpaper
There was this wild boar that was running around between my neighbor's backyard and ours. It was huge, like at least 5 feet long. I went outside and it started chasing me. I ran all over the place, trying to escape it, but it stayed on my tail. I ran inside my house and some person told me, "it's following you because it's locked on to your scent". After the guy told me that, I went and snuggled with the random white dude that was laying on our couch. I was trying to get rid of my scent so the boar wouldn't chase me. I went back outside, and the boar hesitated, then continued to chase me. Eventually, someone else told me that I had to drown it. "How?" I asked, because it was a huge-ass pig. The guy told me that when it was getting a drink of water, I had to hold it down in the water. I agreed. When I looked out of my kitchen window, I saw the boar, taking a drink, so I went outside and stood on it's head so it stayed underwater. Surprisingly, it didn't struggle as I held it down. After a while, I took one of my feet off of it's head to see if it was dead. I felt a bubble of air come up and I got kind of freaked out, because I just killed a huge animal. I was sure it was dead, so I slowly got off and went inside. I watched it from the kitchen window and for some reason the boar turned into a blonde girl with really pale skin. She was laying on the ground, unconscious.