Satan Ninja Battle

Date: 2/25/2021

It starts out where I was in China and there's a bunch of girls there that I'm hanging out with at some park. We're having a really nice time, but then some asshole comes by and hits one of them I think, something that we saw and were in shock from, and I turned into some cross between Mulan and a ninja. This guy was really really buff, like huge. And then another guy who was super huge and buff came by and hit him for hitting that little girl. So this new guy was on our side. If I could give an appearance, if you've seen how they make the Satan character on South Park, that's exactly how he was. And then I appeared on a battlefield with the good Satan guy. Except now we were fighting together as partners against that first guy. Turns out the first guy was evil and had an army on his side, and our goal was to kill him and his army. The first round was just us against him, and I have a vision that in this exact scenario, even though it looks like we had the upper hand, evil guy starts to fly and then kills good Satan guy, and we were never aware that he could fly. Also, everything that happens I've already seen, so good Satan guy thinks that I've never actually seen him fight before even though I have, just in my vision. So while we're running off to the first round to fight evil guy, I wanted to let him know what happens with the flying so he can change his method and get around that. So I tell him, "I just want you to know that I know you're stronger than you think I realize, I've seen what you can do. And one thing you need to know is he can fly, so he's going to use that to his advantage. So you have to be able to get around and counter that" and we're talking about this as I'm flying alongside him, so he's like, "ok I'll be ready. But you can fly too" and I'm like, "yeaaa but it only works in some dreams and in some situations, I hope I can keep this up" so then they start fighting. They're on this sloped hill now, evil guy on the bottom and good Satan on the top with me, so again, it appears that we have the upper hand as good Satan is making a move to attack evil guy. But just as I saw previously, evil guy starts flying up the hill to have the upper hand now and makes his same hit that previously kills good Satan, but this time since I told him about the flying thing, he wasn't in shock and was able to dodge to make another hit. Oh we're fighting with daggers I think. So then we continue fighting and I'm flying next to him helping him make hits and get out of the way by pulling him up into the air if needed. We end up injuring evil guy and I think he didn't expect that and ended up fleeing since he no longer was confident he'd win that one. So now we appeared in this big park except it had one of those enclosures that you see in a Jump n Jammin kids places where there's just obstacle course galore, different platforms and rooms and all that. This time it was us against evil dude's army, he wasn't actually there. Except I see his army and its all these girls about my age or younger. There's so many of them and good Satan and I split up to get past the army out of this place without being seen. I'm hiding behind this one metal network of pipes and I see one girl in the army spot me and then go tell more of them where I am, so I'm like shitshitshit and I get the hell out of there, more of them are following me but I'm fleeing as fast as I can until I find good Satan and I tell him they found me and are on our tail, we split up again, and I find myself on a bridge where they were all keeping lookout. But as I ran past the bridge, they all started getting in my face screaming about my appearance and yelling things that men say to women and little girls that we get harassed, kidnapped, and murdered for as women. And that's PTSD inducing so to me it's like it doesn't stop and I'm panicking and desperately trying to get out of there. When I finally do and run past the bridge, each girl in the army let down nooses made for hanging, and there were so many of them that I got caught in some of the ropes, and if I wasn't lucky, I'd get caught in one of the noose loops as well. But I made it out of there thank god. Good Satan and I meet up again, but this time we're actually fighting against the army people, and there's times where I'm just barely able to make it up to fly in the air, but when I do, it allows me to catch onto some things on the ceiling for stability, and I even manage to grab good Satan and pull him up into the air with me when he needed it or else they would have gotten him. We hit a bunch of these army people, and I specifically remember doing all these cool ninja moves up in the air and flinging my dagger straight into the heart of one of them. After that, we left and I made it to meet up with evil dude for the final round final battle. And this dude goes, "I'm tiiiired, could we do this one tomorrow or something? It's late" but I'm not tired at all. In fact, I'm really motivated, I'm on a roll, I'm ready to kick this guy's ass. But then good Satan makes it there next and I tell him what evil guy just suggested. I'm like ughhhhh but we're both doing so good right now. So we decide, no, we're gonna fight right here right now. So evil dude is like "uhhhhhhhh fineeee" and we all get ready. Now there's a much smaller arena for us to fight in, and there's now people on the sidelines watching, including my mom. And for some reason, on each side, there's a bunch of these tiny cute cartoon characters, and they're supposed to act as our own equal armies. So our jobs were to get on the other side of the arena and kill all of the characters as well as our enemy. So now since my mom is watching I'm like putting on this whole show. I'm flying, I'm flinging from bar to bar, I'm climbing up on things, I'm making cool moves as I'm fighting. I'm being super active and flexible like you'd imagine a ninja able to fly would be, and I'm getting to their side from all sorts of angles and cool tactics, grabbing the enemy's characters and tearing those dudes apart. We're just going at it, so cool, and again there's points where I have to struggle to be able to fly and also pull up good Satan up into the air to get to his high points to fight. And I remember the end being such a badass battle but it doesn't specifically show anyone officially winning. So I'd like to say that we won since we were both doing so well, and I woke up.