bank robber

Date: 7/21/2016

there was this alien girl who suddenly came down from the sky, she asked to take care of her. I showed my friends amd went to my uncles I showed the girl a ton of earth things like honey mustard cheese and relationships through movies. I then saw my uncle talking to this guy, for some reason my uncle was fetty wap and was yelling this is my turf and he started throwing knives at me amd that guy, one knife grazed my cheek I ran inside amd locked the door, my uncle them came inside through the back with the guy he was killing and they were normal he them explained he used again trick to make that look weird. I went to a forest with the alien girl my brother and my cousin we grabbed a tome incase we needed to get out. we met smeagel or golem from lord of the rings we decided to run cuz he grabbed a knife and I kicked him in the face amd we grabbed a vine and lowered ourselves down from a mountain my brother had to parkour down a tree cuz the vine broke. I then decided I was a bank robber idk why. i made my base under the bank we were gonna rob. we all went to the pool to celebrate out new bank robbing team. we were also going to school. well I wanted to skip a day of school to show the alien girl more about the world. so I did amd me and her stayed in the base I showed her lots including anime idk why. my sisters and brothers and cousin amd friend burst through the door and my brother goes what going on here chase, the alien girl just seemed confused she asked what's wrong. we all decided to rob the bank so we walked out the door and busted the display cases and took guns from the bank we started shooting people maybe around 20 died, we went up and took the money the police came amd I got shot In the arm and my brother got shot in the shoulder. we ram back to the fort and for some reason no one noticed. them the fort turned into a ocean amd we were on a ship everyone flew away and I said, togepi amd the alien girl came back and then the principal busts through and says yo. we got up and the principal pulled all the students in the room. he looked at me and said I know it was you who robbed the bank I made some bull crap excuse and he didn't believe it he said then explain the bullet hole in your arm I said I was just in the bank he turned around and some guys I knew pulled me into their circle of friends and the guy said I suppose if these guys are your friends then you wouldn't be capable of robbing a bank, me amd the principal exited the base into the bank. them he saw the broken display cases and said you couldn't have done it these guns aren't what you have in your room. I was lucky the principal was retarded I thought. then h we went upstairs and he said your friend, the one you were having fun with is in that room for questioning but she so kind hearted I'll have ro trust her he tried to open the door, but the door knob was super glue so the principal picked at it them we opened it and the alien girl sprinted at me and hugged me and said that room was terrifying. I agree it was the principals office if your there something is wrong. then I woke up to my little brother yelling no dang it anubis