Pregnant with Turtle

Date: 3/18/2018

Last night, I dreamed I was very pregnant with a turtle. My belly was big, and it was shaped like the turtle’s shell so I was very surprised that no one knew I was pregnant. So I went to my mother-in-law and said “I have some news for you”. She said “oh my god you’re pregnant.” I said “Yes, but wait there’s more!” (Billy Mays style). I was getting ready to tell her I was pregnant with turtle. She said “OH MY GOD, YOURE PREGNANT WITH TWINS!” And I didn’t feel like disappointing her so I said “YES. But wait, there’s more!” At this point I was going to tell her I was pregnant with twin turtles, even though I wasn’t. I just wanted her to know that there was a turtle in my belly, not children. But before I could tell her, she goes “OH MY GOD YOURE PREGNANT WITH TWIN GIRLS!!” At this point, I gave up and just said yes I’m pregnant with twin girls. No one knew I was pregnant with a turtle.