Grammar Cowboys

Date: 11/16/2019

By ailehpo

Okay, so me and a bunch of other cowboys in my gang were living in a house. It was kind of like in Red Dead Redemption 2 when they find that house to stay in around Saint Denis or wherever it is. Anyways, there were a lot more cowboy kids in the gang. A lot of little girls and stuff and I was friends with them and like played with the little kids a lot to entertain them. I know I’d go hunting a lot and stuff. Anyways, one day this rival gang showed up and they were like obsessed with grammar or some shit and they were like “we’re all gonna ask you to name a word and if we know the meaning of it we’ll shoot you and if you can come up with a word we don’t know we’ll let you live.” I was like bruh. Anyways all of us hid in the house to avoid them, in the closets and under beds and behind curtains. I hid in a closet in an upstairs bedroom and personally I thought I was pretty well-hidden, but I was the first one found. Anyways, the guy pointed the gun at me and I was like “wait wait hold ON.” And so he was like “ok what’s your word just tell me so I can kill you.” And I *narrator* And then they forgot to record the rest of their dream