Date: 6/17/2018
By Amborghinimercy
There was a new guy in the office and he ended up sitting next to me. He had dark brown hair and pale skin and looked really similar to Skrillex. We became really good friends and he told me he used to want to be a woman and his parents wouldn't let him. I took him to a party and introduced him to a guy named jordan who casually dresses in women's clothing and told him he could be whoever he wanted to be. Turns out the guy I sat next to was friends with Skrillex and he introduced us. I asked him if he was going to burning man this year and invited him to my wedding on Wednesday. He said he was only going to go on Saturday this year because he had asthma. Then I woke up.