Shoes, Jews, and Tulips

Date: 11/30/2016

I was shopping in this boutique and I saw these really cool shoes that my mom pointed out. Then all of a sudden I was working at the boutique and they were giving out awards for people who are Jewish. I was mad because I didn't receive award. They explained to me the reason why I didn't get one was because I was only technically a quarter Jewish. I thought this was stupid because it doesn't matter about your family tree, I am in my heart, fully Jewish. Then I opened up a closet and there were a bunch of potatoes and they all turned in to tulips and then it was a garden, then I woke up