Date: 12/3/2016
By tjhj
I dreamt I was at a hotel in London for Donald trumps speech. During it, he got shot and his eye fell out. For some reason I was concerned (I hate him) and located both his contact and his eye and I put it in saline as directed. I stayed with him in his hospital room protecting the eye and listened to him say some bullshit about caring about me as well. I think I had lost a tooth and needed the saline for my tooth but I wasn't allowed to use it and he said I could have only a little bit because he was the priority. Anyway, just before the surgery that bastard walked out. I fell asleep and when I woke up everyone was in a tizzy because he was gone and the bag with his eye with him. We all knew this meant he didn't care about any of us. The queen was there and ushered us all out saying she cared and all the Americans were free to stay in England and become citizens.