Cuttinc myself in half and butt hair

Date: 5/6/2018

In my dream I cut my body in half above my pelvis and rotated my torso 180 degrees so my so butt and my face were on the same side of my body. I walked to my parents bedroom because there is a big mirror. I realized that there was no blood. I looked at my butthole. I realized that i could cut off my butthair. I thought I should do that right away, because believed it wasn’t healthy to cut myself in half too often. Then I realized that my mother was sleeping on my father’s side of the bed. She woke up and asked me something and I hoped she wouldn’t notice that I had cut myself in half and rotated my torso. She didn’t because she was too sleepy and fell asleep again. (Btw I was drinking with my friends before I fell asleep. And my father was also drinking before I left home. Part of the reason I left was that I felt really uncomfrotable around my drunk dad.)