Weird Christmas Dreams

Date: 12/25/2016

By biscuit

The first dream I had started off in third person view. Lisa had been captured by the Yakuza, and they were going to make her be a voice actor in a porn anime. At that point, I burst into the room with my little brother, and went to sit next to Lisa. I held her hand while she chewed out the Yakuza boss, and I told him I hated him. Then we ran off, and got in my car to drive away. We drove without headlights, so that we wouldn't be seen, but the rest of the dream was running from the Yakuza in different locations until we managed to turn them in to the police. The next dream I had was in a quiet city on a hillside. I saw something I shouldn't have, and now Voldemort and the other Death Eaters were chasing me. I couldn't run very fast, because my pants were coming off. I paused to pull them back up, and I was able to put on a sudden burst of speed until the weight of my backpack slowed me back down. In the last dream, I was with a group of Boy Scouts, at a restaurant that only served human flesh. I was averse to the idea at first, but throughout the dream I slowly changed my mindset, and at the end I was about to order. I woke up before I became a cannibal.