Black Soulless Vagina

Date: 7/21/2017

By Y0Universe

I needed to cross a bridge that was under construction. But it was taking a while for the bridge to finish because it was interrupting a geese migration. I decided to go on it anyway even though the bridge owner said it was off limits. There was a bunch of ice cream treats on the bridge. I decided I should get some because I had been waiting so long to cross. I think I might have also decided to try to help to make it go faster. The bridge owner caught me snacking on some of the ice cream treats, and got mad that I wasn't working. She said, "you know, your pretty bad at your job." And I responded "well at least I don't look like I have a black soulless vagina."