Joe Biden Caught Me with Weed

Date: 6/2/2021

I took a trip to Rhode Island with my stepbrother, best friend, and boyfriend. We were going into this huge, fancy, famous movie theater. My stepbrother was gonna do something else but he said "keep this in your purse for me" and gave me a tiny bag with barely any weed in it. I rolled my eyes and stuffed it into a pocket in my small crossbody bag. I went into the theater with my best friend and boyfriend. My boyfriend spent $80 something just on our tickets for the movie. We then were sent up to the next floor. When we got out of the elevators we saw this entire floor was a security check, and it was as complicated as airport security is. From the moment the elevator doors opened we were being watched by security, like a surprise attack so that nobody could hide anything or throw anything out. We were led to an area where Joe Biden wanted to search our bags. I had forgotten about my stepbrother putting weed in my bag. I opened my bag normally and Biden looked into the little pocket area. "What's this?" he asked. I was unsure at first, confused, and then I remembered. Biden was watching my face. He was smiling. He noticed when I realized what was happening and smiled bigger. "That's my stepbrother's, he put it in there earlier, I've never even smoked weed in my life," I assured him. Biden continued smiling and nodding, clearly not believing me. I knew at that point we would all get kicked out and that my boyfriend lost $80 something for nothing.