Date: 9/3/2022
By Y0Universe
There was a bunch of teachers at this private school or getting really irritated and demanding disrespecting the students and there’s this guy named Mr. Calhoun was nice at times but drinking the Kool-Aid a little too much and being way too demanding, rules wise and doing it in a way that the students were getting tired and rebellious so Mr. Calhoun gave us this list of demands and I created this song that was right off the top of my head and it rhymed and was just tearing him apart. “You were StaNding walKiNg down the HallWay, we were StaRin wondering what was Wrong Wiiiiiiiith You….” And it was almost like slam poetry but as a song with a folky southern tune. It went on for like a full length song. An example of one of Mr. Calhoun’s many rules was No porn in school, we can all look at it at 6:15-6:30 before school. Mr. Calhoun’s spirit was broken by the song, he cried, but the students thought I was amazing for doing it.