Date: 3/15/2019
By meeck
I had a dream I visited Seattle because there was this cute girl I wanted to date and I convinced her I was her ex girlfriend and I was like yeah I’m sorry I look different I can shape shift and she was like oh ok cool. So I had a boyfriend back home in my state and I asked this girl out and she was like omg yes and I told my boyfriend I wanted to be in a poly relationship . At first he said no but then he said it was ok as long as I got him cashews. So then me and her and him met halfway in Texas at Walmart and the whole Walmart and is became part of roblox. So it was like virtual reality roblox, and my gf wanted specific kind of cereal so we had to walk around Walmart and there were people who walked into me and they said sorry and I was like it’s fine! Then when they left I shit talked them to my gf. Meanwhile my boyfriend was fighting a dragon in the produce section and he couldn’t figure out how to do it every time the dragon landed he just stepped on his head to try to kill him. So I took out some bomb arrows and shot him and he died and our reward was some cooked rotisserie chicken. Walmart had a bedroom in the back so me and my gf went out back to have some sex and my boyfriend was checking out the nut section. My dream ended after that