sleepless in florida

Date: 12/27/2019

this is a weird one. so it starts off with my bf sleeping over at my house. i go downstairs for some reason, and see something that i wanna text him about. so i do, and he never responds. for a day. like he literally vanishes from my house and i’m confused and sad. so that begins days of me trying to contact him with no response. a few days later my family decides to travel to florida, which only takes 2 hours by car despite me living in new england. once we get there we construct this weird house out of paper and straws, which is somehow big enough for my huge family. at this point my mom is trying to contact my boyfriend, but nothing yet. but in florida i meet my boyfriend’s twin (who doesn’t actually exist). his name is james, and he tells me that sometimes my bf will just stay in bed for a day and ignore everyone. during this, my two dogs and this random ass beagle are chasing around this mouse. normally i would be scared and disgusted, but in this scenario i am not phased in the slightest. the beagle ends up eating the mouse, and i’m pretty sure a few minutes later he explodes?! after that, i try calling my boyfriend again and suddenly have an answer to all my texts. he apologizes for not answering because his dog died (he doesn’t have a dog), but i find out the beagle was his and he somehow knows about it exploding. after that, i decide to go to this weird club and i give a lap dance to a bench lmfao. there’s like this vibrator on it, which obviously feels pretty good. suddenly my bf is standing next to me, just staring out into the abyss. he then leads me to another room with a bed, and gets mad at me for “always thinking of myself”. he then wants to have sex for 19 hours straight, which i agree to. then he suddenly turns into this big buff guy, which i’d say represents the fact that’s my boyfriend would never act that rude and demanding. so strange...