“Dream” Girl

Date: 5/15/2018

I was leaving from dinner and I came across this girl. She was everything I wanted in a girl. I knew she was funny and beautiful. I wrapped my arms around her and we kissed. I picked her up and spun her around and asked her on a date. We both knew it was meant to be. She said yes. I headed home to get ready. On the way home everything went wrong. I took wrong turns and got lost. I stashed my clothes to hide them because I didn’t want my parents to know about the date (even though I’m pretty open with them in real life). I was naked, running through the woods trying to get home, things stabbing my feet. I don’t remember the rest.