Date: 7/5/2018
By bunbun12
We were walking home from somewhere, me, my mom, and two randoms, and my bird (irl bird) fell out of my hand and looked dead so I was like MOM HELP THE BIRD IS DEAD, and started to cry, she told me that the bird wasnt actually dead, he just fainted, and that I needed to take him to the salvation army on the other side of town because they had a pet care thing and could apparently fix him. So I get in my taxi (which is for some reason already there) and drive off to the mall. We get to this strip mall and I see absolutely no salvation army, I go inside a couple places, the whole time begging this bird to stay alive. Then I find a door in the wall that says salvation army, I crawl inside, and the space is so tight that I have to army crawl around, the girl working there sees me and says hi and I let my bird go on the floor where he hops around for a second. The girl gives him a ball (like a barbie ball) and he plays with it, then she puts a tutu on him and he... is too preoccupied with the ball to care. She flips a mini basket upside down and puts it over him and he starts screaming, so she takes it off and he flaps over (less than a meter) and finds the barbie toys and clothes.