WTF are you doing in my yard? 😐

Date: 6/7/2017

I was in my backyard minding my own business when all of a sudden these random people in a jeep dressed as people from ancient times drove by me. "What the f*ck are you doing in my backyard?!" I screamed at them. They stopped and backed up. There were three men in this jeep. Apparently they were villains. "We are looking for the special mouse." The tallest man said. "Um, okay. But still why are you here?" I asked. "It was said that it lives here and we want it so we can rule the world!" The same man said. I just looked at them and said, "okay... Just don't mess anything up..." And walked away. Later I found this mouse. It was really ugly actually. I told them where he was hiding so they would go away. They were really boring the hell out of me.