Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 3/11/2019
By squidward
i went to jay’s house to house while he was away with friends. he told me to housesit for him. i played music on my phone, but then i stopped bc i realized he could have a hidden mic and cameras and would look back at the footage and make fun of me for my music taste. i went on insta and sara posted something that was in the 2010 meme format that said “don’t like billie eilish? solution: music+music=dislike for other music: gone”. i thought that was the most genius thing i ever read. i clipped my nails and threw the clippings away and i looked at my hand. i had 6 fingers, but when i held my hand up, three fingers each were combined, so i just counted them as 2 each and ended up only counting 5 of the fingers and assumed i was awake and moved on