The Unfair Bitch

Date: 1/11/2019

By NMCProductions

Fig off ‘Orange is the New Black’ is a guest teacher in my dream who comes into my english class to ‘help’ with writing out a certain assignment. When marking the assignment, she uses language like ‘omg you’re an idiot’, ‘wtf is this’ for not knowing to do certain things throughout. When she hands me my assignment and I come to find all the aforementioned things out, I freak out, as I am angry but also because there is a version marked by my regular teacher for which I got A’s and B’s and on ‘Fig’’s copy I got D’s and E’s, meaning that in her eyes I did not even pass it. I started to have quite a considerable freak out and was told aggressively to calm down by Luke ‘Stacky’ Stack, a member of outdoor education staff. I then had a partially separate dream where I was still at school (still at school after the freak out went down - I was still reeling from that incident) and I went up to the library and couldn’t decide what to eat for lunch. I then asked to see the librarian and asked her if I could have an old computer that the library were otherwise going to throw away. I then woke up.