Dildos. Exes. Random Babies.

Date: 1/20/2019

I was at the gym and saw my ex husband there. All of a sudden we were at a coffee shop and a friend of him was also with him. Apparently my ex decided to dump his current gf and we were going to try and make it work again as we have two kids together. I made a joke and things got really weird and tense and we didn’t talk to each other. He left for a minute but didn’t end up returning so I went outside to head back to the gym and I saw him. When he saw me he tried to run and when I called him out, he said that had a meeting with a financial advisor at Wealthsimple and they were giving him horrible options. Then all of a sudden we are in a house with his ex girlfriend and a few other people who thought it would be great for everyone to pick a person and have sex with them. Everyone was going through my toys and I kept taking them back. His ex girlfriend (who looks completely different in my dream vs his real life gf, tried to stick this dildo up my butt and I freaked out. Two other girls to my left were jamming dildos down each other’s throats to see who like it best and then when they decided to head to the different locations, I noticed my husband wasn’t around nor was his ex. So I went on a mission to find them. Somehow I kept running into a guys condo a couple of times and the same scene presented itself. I’d come in and out of the condo the same way except for the last time. I had seen the condo owner and he followed me out while walking and talking with another guy. I kept pressing the button to the elevator but it wasn’t opening and I figured I would get busted but the elevator door opened and this time it was super small, packed like sardines and wasn’t flush with the Floor. A woman yelled telling me there was space so I had to jump down into the elevator and duck in order to get myself in. Finally when I got out, I went back to my place but noticed a little black boy who looked like he was 1 but could speak like a 7 year old. I picked him up and asked if he was ok and it sounded like he said he had jaundice. I didn’t know what else to do so I ran him into the vets just feet away. When I walked in, the right side of the vets was closed and the left side had a sign that said “child” so I went up and told her what was going on. She said she couldn’t do anything if I didn’t know if the kid had allergies and when I looked down, it was a new, white baby that looked somewhat like an alien. No one said anything and I knew I couldn’t just put it back outside but I also couldn’t keep it because I’d be a single mother of three. Then I woke up. 😂 WTF.