worms, peridot, NPCs, and GOT subplots

Date: 7/3/2016

By 12lawliet12

at childhood house, chicken run is full of worms instead of chickens. grab several handfuls for porch plants. daddy comes home with three jugs of ice cream, not enough room in the freezer so we have to eat one right away. mama was mad because he only got one jug of strawberry because she's the only one who liked strawberry. taco bell is having some sort of contest, have to fill out a form for what kind of marvel/Disney villain t shirt i want. some girl wins another contest of theirs because she can do a handstand, entire town gets a prize. Steven universe is real? big subplot about one of the gems being fake, garnet keeps a diary and signs each page with a tiny diamond of H's so she knows it was really her who wrote it. they sing about three songs, have to explain to peridot that I don't think Steven's dad is attractive at all, show her a picture of my fiancé and tell her that my "type" is limited to fiancé and Kylo Ren(very specific facial structure/body type/hairstyle/ect requirements). she doesn't get it. transformed into video game like setting where two npcs want to buy my land in game-a really rich person who will pay a lot up front or a sickly old person who will pay a modest amount up front but will add me to their will and leave me everything in exchange for a little bit of health. sell to the old person. I turn into a westerosi noble lady bathing in giant outdoor bathing fountain that's supposed to be full of rosewater, giant tea strainer full of tulips at the top of the shower/waterfall instead of roses. complain about bathing in tulips on rose festival day(??), handmaiden assures me they'll get rid of tulips at once. get out, tell mama that just because I was getting married doesn't mean that I want to have children and follow in her footsteps of being miserable all my life, and compare myself to a baby bird, not quite ready to leave the nest for good, but too old to be a nestling, so I sit on the edge of the nest looking out, never flying too far away but never content to stay under her smothering wing.