Date: 2/14/2019
By Lazy
I was in an absolutely beautiful palace like place, I can’t remember the era I’m thinking of but when I do I’ll edit this. Sort of like a Roman palace, I guess? More Ancient Greece. It was absolutely beautiful, huge marble pillars and a delicious breakfast with my grandmother. I got to swim in fountains and act like a fucking princess, it was lovely. But I don’t remember those details too well, the thing I remember strongest isn’t nearly as cool. The thing I remember the most is that I dropped e v e r y t h i n g in my pockets into the toilet. Chapstick, fidget spinner, phone, headphones, if it’s EVER been in my pocket, it ended up in the toilet.