Date: 1/7/2017
By Spoon
so basically I'm apparently interested in kylie jenner so I go to their parents house buts not there real parents it's just some random people my brain just said they where her parents and she's looks like she's texting her brother which is black apparently but to get to her dinning table because we are all getting ready to eat dinner but for me to get their I have to jump through furniture to and to that gymnastics pole shit where to do circles and shit but I took to long and just sat down when we're eating I noticed that kylie and her brother were arguing and I look back because I here a noise and I notice that the tv is on and someone is playing dark souls and then ask who's playing dark souls and then kylie and her brother both responds it's us and then I realized that they weren't texting each other but their phones had like an app that made it look like a game controller and they were the people playing dark souls at this point I realized that I like kylie but before I can do anything now we're in a zombie apocalypse and the zombies are just little children not dead just small children who everyone just runs away it's this point that it turns into black ops zombies/ left 4 dead while running up stairs to escape the kids kylie falls and gets killed so now I'm sad but not really sad because I know she's gonna respawn I see that she respawned in the closet so I run in the room and lock door and open the door to let her out at this point it's like that romantic shit when you just save someone but before I could do anything I go the wall and buy a gun like in zombies and she's get em so I break the window on the door and scope in and before I fucking pull the trigger.....I wake up because I have to take a fucking shit