Petco where the Tigers go

Date: 5/16/2018

Was heading up shadow ridge in the car with Chris from college. He was apparently tutoring me in Algebra for whatever reason in the car. All of a sudden we have to stop at petco and this Santa Claus looking guy has a huge bengal tiger walking out with him. We turn around and see him in the parking lot - now there’s 2! And they start play fighting with him in the middle trying to break it up - these tigers are standing like 8ft tall and sandwich Mr. Santa Claus who now has tiger claws for arms. I snap chatted this all from inside and then went on my way. I told Chris I would come here w my dad to look at the fishes before they changed stores, in doing so I noticed they also had huge octopus and jellyfish. I then found what I needed (which apparently was Diet Coke and nerds candy - wtf?) and checked out, saying I only got Diet Coke cuz they didn’t have kombucha - well yeah dude it’s a petco. Then I woke up.