Cellphone Surveillance Stoners

Date: 1/11/2017

By Anaujiram

This dream happened in the same night I took 2grams of valerian. It was about this girl who I used to know but don't hang out with anymore. It started when I was just minding my own business when suddenly my phone turns into some kind of covert surveillance device and sets up a link with this guy who is the girls friend. He is talking to his friend about weed, and is coming across as a stereotypical douchebag stoner. He doesn't know I can hear the conversation but the way he is talking is making me laugh with cringe so much I start mocking him into the phone. I say stuff like "Haha woah totally bro like I'm so baked haha like 420 bro am I right, 420 is the weed number bro hahaha I'm so baked bro like hahaha 420 bro" and this seems to sync up with his exact words he is saying in coversation with his friend. He hears me through the phone and isn't offended and thinks it's pretty funny. I talk to him for a bit, I can't remember what we said but eventually he tells me this is the girls phone I'm tapped into. For some reason I go to meet the girl but I'm not sure where she is, but she's with her friends somewhere. I find myself at this big studio building that I conclude one of her friends millionare parents bought them so they could start a television show. I walk into the building, phone in hand again, listening to it in order to pin point where she could be. I walk through all these very strange rooms, but the only one I really remember was this kitchen with a big fat kind chef in it. I can't remember what he was making but he offers me food, I decline and continue searching. I eventually find the phone I'm connected to, and the girl is nowhere to be found. It was just the same two guys talking about weed again. I remeber talking to them, but remember no details of the conversation. I never did find the girl. At this point I leave and outside the building a car that is my ride pills up, it's my friend. I get in the car and it's his dad driving. He dad seems nice and takes us to a supermarket. They say they will wait in the car while I go in. So I walk into the store and realize I don't want anything. But I don't want to be rude so I buy various types of chips and a bottle of water. I get back into the car and this time my dad is driving. we drop my friend off somewhere and then my dad tells me he didn't like my friend and that he was weird. I said that's okay and I woke up.