Tourist Trap Alien Abductions

Date: 3/27/2017

*I just remembered this from yesterday night, so there's not much to say* I remember going on a trip to see these non-existent places I supposedly had frequented as a child. When I had arrived, a bunch of roadside tourist traps were gathered around the area. They all had the same theme: Aliens. Supposedly, sometime after I had quit visiting as a child, an alien ship had crash landed here and people were now cashing in on the crash. At least, that's what the public was to think. Whoever entered the cheesy tourist traps found themselves teleported away, never to be seen or heard from again. The crash was real, and what better way to hide it, than to broadcast it as a cheap gimmick (at least it worked in the dream).