Date: 7/20/2016
By Nepetas_Legion
I was fighting someone's Pokemon in Pokemon Go and when the battle was over (I think I won I'm not sure) I sent him a message to fight me irl. It was meant to be a joke, but eventually the guy found me in front of a hotel. He was super ripped so I was pretty much screwed. He threw a few punches at me but they didn't seem to hurt to bad. I fought back but it didn't seem very effective. Suddenly he turned into a weed. I was like wow what a great turn of events and pulled him out of the ground and cut him in half. Then his friends (who were also super ripped) noticed what I had done and started chasing me through the hotel. I couldn't find anywhere to hide so I ran out of the hotel and jumped into the bushes before waking up.