Date: 2/1/2020
By KneeGrowth
So I dreamt that I had hung my punching bag outside and the neighbours hung a bigger one outside just to be assholes. "How would anyone even punch that, it's so heavy" my brother said. "Heavy bags are 80kg" I said (cause the bag was prolly 80 kg). We started talking about how much boxers weighed. We were talking about Mike Tyson and my brother suggested 80 lbs "LBS!?" I said. "Oh I meant KG". I told him that Mike Tyson weighed 110 kg, and he didn't believe it "Muhammad Ali was THIS tall and he only weighed 107 kg" then I said "Mike Tyson was on steroids" the neighbour then pushed the punching bag into my arm and I said "What the hell!?" They said "it's only a joke" I said "that shit hurt, that's the arm I broke not that long ago". The neighbours were 2 really old people btw, and never used the punching bag.... I hated them