Date: 7/6/2021
By randybobandy
I accidentally dropped my skull blanket and my other blanket out my window and it fell and went into the downstairs window of my neighbor. She is crazy and rude and tries to intimidate me so I was dreading going down there but I needed my stuff back. I knocked on the door and a seemingly nice and benign middle aged man answered and let me in. He explained that she was on vacation and he was apartment-sitting for her. I saw my blankets on the floor in her living room and explained that they were mine. The man seemed skeptical. I opened up the skull blanket and was like "Would she really own something like this... cmon" and he seemed like he believed me but didn't want to give it to me in case it could be my neighbor's. I walked into my neighbor's kitchen and then noticed another room. I walked further and noticed she had a second kitchen that was much nicer and more expensive-looking than the first. My neighbor then came home and noticed I was there. I told her that her second kitchen was beautiful. She then came into the kitchen and bumped into the corner of the counter, injuring herself. She told me to quickly go get "oxytocin cream" and I started walking past this new kitchen into more new territory to look for her bathroom. I saw she had another living room too. I finally found what seemed like the bathroom, and I looked behind the mirror and there was nothing back there. I figured there must be another bathroom or another mirror so I continued further. I opened a door that revealed a huge open space like the size of a finished basement. It was filled with junk like it was a messy storage area. But there were three vanities with mirrors. I checked behind the first one-- nothing. I checked behind the second one-- there was no brand name glosses and balms. I went to check behind the third mirror but there was an office phone next to it that started ringing. I answered it, "Hello..?" it was a spam call. I hung up. Someone was knocking at the door. I went and it was two girls who needed to use the bathroom. I said, "Sorry, give me just one second, hold on," and closed the door again. I went back to the third mirror. The phone rang again before I could check behind the mirror. "Hello?" I asked. It was another automated spam call.