my mums penis

Date: 4/2/2017

By annaliese

I have a massive bedroom full of jewellery. M and T from college come round and play with all the jewellery. I see mum walking around the house with a massive boner, its about 30cm long and 10cm wide. Alarmed, i go and tell my sister what I just saw. we both go and find mum, and see that the boner has shrunk to about the size of a sausage. We confront her about it and she says its perfectly normal, and she shows us that she has a penis as well as a vagina. me and my sister are both shocked and confused. {i've had dreams similar to this before, what could this mean?}