The one that's made of three snippets

Date: 12/12/2018

1) My old school was an airport and a classroom door which lead to the planewas stuck 2) Christmas Raffle at work was drawn and my number was called. I looked down and the number had vanished on the ticket 3) a twat from school -let’s call him B, signed me up to sports day knowing that I hate it and I’m terrible at it- so they could take the piss out of me. In addition to this I was to do it in a gym kit that was made entirely out of cereal! ————— this one really did happen... just not the cereal bit! And I never took my gym stuff in that day and therefore their team got disqualified.... gutted 😂