Date: 4/27/2021
By Sssmorgann
Aunt rode a black horse to the house to help my brother fix something on a car. She let the horse wonder free. It started to go back to the meadow where the camper is. I made friends with the horse and it was very eager to have riders. Horse helped me ride it bareback. Rode to creek in woods by driveway where really round kuzenbo turtles swarmed. Had to kill them to swim. Sorry fellas. The horse was trying to swim too but the river had rocky walls and he couldn't grip with his hooves, and he had a lot of trouble and was slipping under the water so I held him up. The kuzenbo minions had a secret lair, but someone else lived there. Someone human. There was a fridge and snacks. I either fell asleep or got knocked out there. Woke up and it was dark. Started to eat pretzels dipped in cake icing. Then someone opened a door and started shooting at me. It was Carrie Underwood with pale magenta eyes??? It hurt but somehow I was okay and made it out. There was a crowd and a news crew to cover the event, and she kept trying to shoot and kill me. And nobody was upset. But she kept firing blanks or I was just invincible because it just felt like pop rocks fizzing on me. The crowd turned into a party for someone's 5 year old. One of the people started to eat 3 cupcakes but they were meant for all the kids to eat so they only took 1 instead. Back at the house. There were more horses in the yard. Worried that the black horse was going to get one of them pregnant. My dad saying some stupid political bullshit and me telling him to give me. Evidence. He tried to send me am email link on his phone but couldn't figure it out. The email sign off was "I love u dot. Daughter" and some emojis. My brother and I were walking down old house driveway and he found a heart shaped tin that he thought was a missing commemorative plate of my grandparent's marriage. But it was just a tin. There was a smite fight. I was Bastet and there was a Ra (hi dad lol) and we killed the midlaner but idr who it was. Later it turned out we were playing with sam4soccer and he was my brother's friend?? And I met him in an elevator. But it didn't look like him irl. In school??? Like kindergarten classroom. had to put together a bunch of simple puzzles. They handed us a bunch of out of order papers and they were all double aided and laminated and it was so disorienting to try to get them all into order. One of the projects was to do a paper cutout puzzle with paper pieces shaped like dinosaurs as a project. It was hard bevsuse breathing and bumping them would ruin everything. I was sitting between Sarah Nava and ShieldHero from discord. They traded glue and let me use the glue to finally be able to finish my puzzle without it getting messed up. Then time was up and apparently it was a test. The puzzle was the only thing I'd done so I was gonna fail. There was a written note that made it look like we were cheating and I tried to show them that it was a coincidence because I hadn't even gotten past the paper dino puzzle, so I hadn't even seen any other questions. Doctor going example OSCEs asked to taste the patient's coffee, then stirred it with his fingers and flicked it and then licked his fingers. He did or said something else funny but idr what. Walking across campus and Stephen Hawking was there waiting for a ride after giving a speech. I tried to text Austin and tell him but he had already sent me like 3 articles about how Hawking was going to be there to speak and I had ignored the messages. Oops.