Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 5/19/2018
By picho
I was on the bus. This girl on my bus, her friend lived near my grandparents, and I was like "oh hey that's pretty cool". She wanted dropped off at swimming pool, which to my knowledge there is no swimming pool on that stretch of the city. She gets off, then I get dropped off in a sports centre which turns into an IKEA, and, jeez, there were so many floors and so many lifts/elevators. They own one couch where if so many people sit on it the thing collapses entirely. There were a lot of elevators, and one on the second floor was a bit broken. My neighbour had been in it and she warned us it had no gentle landing - the thing just dropped quickly and hit the floor with a crash and bump. It wasn't pleasant. There were people camping in this IKEA, like, at tables with their tents in the cafe area. The food looked really good. We were sat on that couch that was going to break watching a TV for ages. When I tried to pull out the last part of the couch, a hologram warning slid out on the floor and warned me not to pull it out and sit on it, because the couch would, I quote the hologram writing, "make the couch into an octopus shape and do you expect that to stand up?" I did not pull it out and sit on it out of fear of breaking it. At one point something happened and dream me got horny as fuck. This IKEA was absolutely massive, so I thought it was a good idea to go up to the top and pull off some r/holdthemoan (NSFW - public flashing and general nsfw acts trying not to get caught) shit. Flashing off the top balcony, both out onto a very crowded city floor and in the shop itself a few floors down. I left for a minute or two to go into a bathroom and check how I looked, and I was pretty happy with it (which I would not be irl). I was wearing a low cut top and just had my ladies out lmao. One bloke waved, and another had his phone out. For whatever reason I felt confident in myself and didn't care at all about any consequences. I sat down on a balcony and took off the remainder of my clothes. I took a snapchat picture of my view of the city, which was really, really far. It was pretty. I sat down on the balcony and got to some, uh, business. Ngl, I put on a show and a half lmao. I could see for miles, but I could also see individual people, and there must have been thousands. There was a group of teenagers at the door to the IKEA, and I took a picture of them and captioned it something along the lines of "why is there a massive group of teenagers here of all places". After this I ended up down on the ground floor again (fully clothed haha), at the entrance to the store, outside. This is where it got temporarily weird, because there were Simpsons characters, and they were pretending to be American (I am well aware they're already American). They all had their hair slicked into some quiff type hairstyle. Eventually they gave up and returned it to normal. The IKEA was going to be demolished, and the headmaster of the school was in charge of it. He owned a hose which sprayed water which made people happy, but I didn't really care so I left. He kept spraying it through windows. In this space outside, there was some kind of riot going on. So many police officers in riot uniform (with shields) holding back a crowd from surging forward, and they were doing a pretty good job. I pushed through them backwards through a little gap, and saw this bloke that I've been interested in for a while, and to my knowledge there's a mutual like. I saw him and we both got pretty happy. I'm not entirely sure what happened, but it ended with a kiss, and your generic walking backwards, mouths locked, until you hit a bed and both end up on top of each other. At this point neither of us knew what to do - irl we have not so much as kissed. We spent a bit of time just lying there, faces really close and looking at each other pretty intently. We decided not to actually, y'know, do the do, and we lay next to each other for a while. We were in some sort of computer room, like the one in my middle school, and he loaded up a Raspberry Pi and connected it to the computer, to use its monitor. It took absolutely forever to load, so we gave up and returned to each other. We had one of those little, hushed conversations, really close to each other. All I could really see was one of his eyes from where I was lying, which was alongside him but a bit lower down. There was definitely a bit of talk about, y'know, and what we should do about it. It was a pretty weird dream, overall, but I liked it.