Date: 4/28/2020
By baburubān
Last night I had a dream that I was dating Voldemort. To be specific, the Starkids Voldemort, or Joe Walker to be exact. (Which is weird for a variety of reasons, but especially weird because he is so much older than me) But he was in his V costume and I referred to him as such. He kept wanting to fuck me inside his gazebo but I wasn’t ready yet. But I was totally in love with him, and I liked having an older guy’s affection. After a bit Kamryn invited me out as there was a school party and she wanted me to go with her. The school said they had “ran out of alcohol” but they had punch. Kamryn and I invite this pretty asian girl to come with us and actually get some alch. So we get drunk and I keep calling Voldemort because I want to see him, and eventually he picks me up and drives me back to his house. In his backyard he has one of those glass gazebos, it was filled with beautiful plants. It was starting to get dark outside, and so V takes my hand and we go inside the gazebo. He again says he wants to fuck me. (I guess he has a thing for having sex in gazebos? Also should mention that I am sober here) this time I say I’m ready, and he gets on top of me. After that I woke up. I don’t know whether I should be disappointed or relieved.... it’s an embarrassing dream for sure, but something about Joe Walker in that Voldemort costume.....,.....