The New York Times Conspiracy

Date: 9/22/2018

By MurkyBirthday

This was from the perspective of somebody from the future looking back--- do you remember the day the story broke? It was found out that the New York Times was putting vitamin B12 into their newspapers, intentionally poisoning dogs. This would of course... cause girls to go into puberty later. Switching into first person I told my mom to look at the reports breaking the story and at first she couldn't believe- then she said "that is a long article. It must be true."