Bar Crawl Intervention

Date: 1/7/2024

I went to Taco Bell Cantina, then a liquor store, and then this exclusive nightclub run by some old church friends. I was on my way home when I ran into Anne Hathaway. We walked up to the same car and got in. She was like "this is my car." I was like "no it's my car!" But I realized she was right. She was also parked with 2 wheels up on a really tall curb so the whole car was at a slant. I watched her pull out. It was awkward. I didn't know where my car was. This old-timey inspector showed up and he seemed to know things, but he wouldn't tell me where my car was. He seemed like he was investigating me for drunk driving, but I hadn't been drunk all night. We retraced my steps to the liquor store. He said "Aha! You bought wine!" like he caught me. I explained that I bought it to take home, I didn't drink it, I could show him the bag in my car if I knew where it was. Anne Hathaway appeared again. A whole crowd of people who I vaguely recognized appeared. She was like "I have something to say to you!" I realized everyone in the room was here to confront me about something I did wrong. I said "oh, okay, I get it. Everybody line up and get your thoughts in order, but I have to go to the bathroom first." Because I REALLY had to go to the bathroom. Then I woke up to go to the bathroom and missed the intervention.