What the fuck Shauna

Date: 2/1/2019

My coworker Shauna decided to take two weeks off of work so she could do this thing called World Marathon where you run from Spain all the way across Russia. And she was like “once I get there, it’s not that far, so I’ll just swim to Japan, then on to Hawaii, then California and run back here to Texas.” And I was like “what the fuck Shauna that’s going to take longer than two weeks”